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Monday, 27 June 2011

Things That Might Make You Laugh!!!!

Hye Readers,
Feeling stressed and depressed??here sumthing that might make you laugh..haha

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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Regards,
-Strider-
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